I look dimly on soufflet &
scorn quiche. Howsoever I'll vouchsafe that coddled grebe is a
veritable repast suitable for King and humble urchin alike. BLY
(me) (sent)
AH BUT A TURPIN OF UNLEAVENED MULLET AND CRUSHED CLUMP OF KRILL
IS FIT FOR A FIEND WITH A TOUPEE (MOUSE)
A frustrum of bison and a tourniquet of prolapsed vole. Enough
to entice a Sultan.(me) (sent)
A YODEL OF SILTED PARROT AND A TARQUIN OF KELP WOULD MOTIVATE A
PLIABLE POPE.(MOUSE)
GARRILOUS HEN FESTOONED WITH LARYNX OF SULKING COYPU MAKES
TROMBONIST AND GOATHERD SIMPER.(MOUSE)
buttress of swarfega with a column of vole garnished with
rampant stoat.
Ridge dwellers everywhere would pelt truffles with sweetcorn for
the privilege.(sent)
griddled stump of larch served on a herbaceous border, it would
make a varicose vain.
Bolas of grout with tethered wop, served with parsnip and
harpsichord puree in a bearded clam. Enough to make a leper seep
with joy.
Splinted loaf, Divulged parsnip on a coriander sump, distressed
Eric with a sweet bovine sauce, Parsons and wheelwrights quake
with anticipation.
Startled venison, wilberforce of goatherd garnished with monk
sorbet. and for a dessert what could be better than "Death by
Jesuit": Layer upon layer of dark chocolate, interspersed with
diced Jesuit,(If you can't get fresh Jesuit just use the dried
kind, using lemon juice and anchovie to restore the tartness.)
People will dwindle if deprived. (sent verbally)
Broody heifer, laconic toucan and tousled bobsled in a tasty
casserole tainted with oregano and tarragon. these ingredients
shouldn't be incorporated in one menu as they are too similar,
clubbed seal,
cantankerous stoat with tennis elbow on the side hunkering on a
platter betwixt tuber and fennel consomme.
i hear the Trumpton fondler was apprehended yesterday for
pursuing foul baggage and dismantling turbot with a rifled
zealot.
6v 11w halogen pin type bulbs for rechargeable maglites at woik.
6v ni-cad battery
twixt rancid tussock and bleating shrub i shroud my truffles
should the harbingers of the stumpy monk vent their scorn with
throstle and trowel. MOUSE
I hear the thrum of decaying parchment & I think to myself-
Dolphin friendly follicle fondlers are despicable. I want a
bonsai clump. by. ME
in sooth treading on a wayward tussock can lead to foot
misplacement & unforeseen fulcrumness ME
trilobite filofax volevent truffle ME
ossified plantagenet with loathsome thrap dwelleth in gnarled
drumlin wielding cudgel and lupin. MOUSE
free of chattel or encumberance , I gravitate towards a petulant
hen.
it dines on silt while cursing ventilation with limpid hoof.
MOUSE
cribbage? cribbage is it! why pivotting a lecturn on a hen would
be a far more fitting pastime for a vixen without a parapet. ME
dredger filigree turnpike tampon ME
get `masked` by the wake - orgasmic goth MOUSE
Well bugger me if I couldn't feebly masticate a lentil trubshaw
while mocked by an opulent herring. MOUSE
with rotund hoof and lofty pallet I lunge at the clump with
goaded spleen. MOUSE
porcupine ovulate spoiltip hoof. ME
A guilded cherub can garnish a tousled tampon but a whale on a
hump placesno bacon. Remember, scallops hinder not the puffin.
ME
toucan bobsled narwhal grommet
Can you cope with an errant stoat. (me)
Gusset plinth cavity pudenda (mouse)
stoat barbican ovulate widdicombe (me)
Blodwyn Carthorse chrysalis termite (me)
rufus ozric catchpole dredger (me)
tarquin cantaloupe abbeydale stomp (me)
guillemot sander architrave lummox (mouse)
hobo sheep-dip tentpole poldark (me)
Limply I stroke an incandescant parapet while onlookers feebly
stoke their braziers and endure the nibbleing of frisky mackerel
(me)
Bulwark Toluene Prenteghast Clapper (me)
Yesterday I astonished carp by frolicking nefariously around the
curvature of a simpleton (Mouse)
Oft have I wondered, 'twixt lupin and thrush, be there pipes?
(Mouse)
Heartfelt Agamemnon heliotrope kipper (me)
oleo leg bauxite trumpton hamper (mouse)
umlaut tincture ossify polyp (me)
Kelvin boulevard and his upstart pig (mouse)
I cope with hemp by startling lupins (me)
The furtling sandunes grope efficiently. But Eric the half a bee
leads orinoco onwards (Richard)
I dwell in a gaunt tube (me)
NEVER PET YOUR DOG WHEN IT IS ON FIRE
Do you like the shape
of my haddock?
There are witches aboard my dredger.
TODAYS MENU:
Lamb Hideous,
Effigy of Stoat,
Crimplene.
My wop herding trombone has reached critical mass so its time to
get out the goading plinth.
I greet the day with turgid simper mouse
I embellish my clog to the chorus of lofty spanners and a
curdled frump
I set upon a cowardly poltroon beating them with my girding hoop
until the begged foregiveness and plied me with marmite. me
Ocelot fandango clementine fossick me
scrape toluene butterkist catechism me
Tarquin limpid purulent mullet me
radish warthog platitude felch me
I fear the tilt of the average parsnip me
I pluck dead grebe from the cleft of my hump while portly
sultans taunt my polyp in a seedy sepulchre me
Roses are red, gargoyles are great, If I was a woodlouse I would
like crates me
Take the juice of a clump, strain thru a lant and chessle its
mroilly!!! Mugsy
With wizened hump and loins of plop I strum the sonnets of pipe.
mouse
Lodestone spritzer bartholemew cake mouse
Ethelred Ethelbald Alfred Gump Mouse
Oasthouse bailer sock-tithe crate Mouse
doppelganger hubris micturate mutton me
flux ermintrude hula-hoop lopper me
burlap hodgkins fatwa huggies me
hey you- (Then) Yes! you! Is that you squatting on a swede? May
I remind you that swede squatting can result in tuber
enlodgement resulting in stool entrapment, so stop it! me
Platypus conquistador darjeeling truffle me
ITS SILKWORM AND HARBINGER FOR ME mouse
A CHAFFINCH AND CLOISTER BAGEL TO ACCOMPANY MY PARP mouse 15:11
29/9
NO NO NO MAGMA AND TURRET IS A MUST mouse 00:59 19/9
OR TRELLIS AND STARCH mouse 01:30 19/9/01
CONCEPT ALERT! GAME SHOW: 'THAT'LL BE MY BOG! CONTESTANTS TOILET
IS SHROUDED WITH CHAFFINCH SPITTLE. THEY MUST IDENTIFY IT FROM
BEHIND A TRELLIS mouse 18:07 10/11/01
OR PULLET OR PULMAN. IS IT A LUXURY RAILWAY CARRIAGE OR A
DIMINUTIVE HEN? EITHER WAY CONTESTANTS WILL HAVE TO TRAVEL TO
DRUMCLOG ON IT. mouse 18:27 10/11/01
Play tampon or crampon, stand on the slope of hope and face the
dilemma of summet or plummet- tag the rag for a body bag or be
dangled not mangled. ME
I HAVE JUST BEEN PLAYING 'CUP' WITH A CULPABLE HARLOT mouse
13:26 26/10/01
No printers, but how about some vixen and pulpit flavoured chews
MOUSE
Ever tried tap and bile flavour, bit tart for my pallet! ME
Turbot and toreador flavour, a canny crisp.
ITS SILKWORM AND HARBINGER FOR ME! You must try tideboard and
chaffinch, it rocks. Porpoise and gavel also goodly - Mouse in
caps, me lower case
OR TRELLIS AND STARCH. What about buttress and tourniquet
escalopes? A fine snackment - Me in lower case
Hospice and stirrup flavour wormcasts, good to eat on the hoof.
me
Lapwing and anecdote fries do it for me when the chaffinch
gloats over hemp - me
Just had a slice of rictus and concubine pie. Quite piquant i
can tell you! - me
Plums are smart,
Birds go threep,
Ive been to Sark,
It was quite deep,
got Linkin park, its quite gleep! - me
A polyp of bevelled marmite if you please - me
How about vespa or vesta contestants have to differentiate
between a dried meat product and an implausable transport
device, then find a use for one of them - me
I crave a peripatetic dork to mock. - me
Erm - sod or pod: contestants have to pick one type then build a
wattle and daub hovel - me
Beware the corpulant twat! - me
Fancy a game of marmite or micturate? Behind 2 screens are a)
toast and b) a urinal. Contestants must piss to miss or be
contrite with marmite to triumph - me
Rotovator rotovator fetch me some quail,
it it true they come in a bale? - me
frobisher buckwheat pantaloon lupin - me
bolas cuphole soupspoon jodphur - me
hoop harpsichord antichrist butterkist - me
Pope pantograph the fourteenth new nine different ways to trim a
bison. He could do it to music you know. - me
Toreador mullion hoofrot punnet - me
I tethered a prune to a wop. Well it was that or orbiting a
goatherd, and I have my pride. - me
Don?t micturate on a foetal shrew, try garnishing a crypt
instead - me
Harpic trunnion Olaf wilderbeast - me
Got bad chest pains. Smart!
Not dead yet though, taunted yet again.
Ho yuply. Nince pribs.
Fotheringay. - me
Did him invent enthalpence?
No, you are thinking of Faraday, inventor of the cage, father of
prisons and bane of the battery powered hen. Fotheringay
invented a horse retaining clamp.
No it wouldn?t because I want it to, feck arse radiator mangle.
? mouse
Steam tables eh?
Drinking beer with rabbits.
Whit? - me
I am drinking beer and there are rabbits! Its simple!
Cool are they drinking also? They are nice clad in pastry
apparently. Clad them. Apply heat. Serve daubed with gravy and
surrounded by tubers.
Baby rabbits good. Tigger made them. Bess broke hers. Thumper
from next door played a part too via the gift of hump.
Do you want a baby rabbit? There are seven.
Do you want a baby rabbit? There are seven. I prefer chicken.
Greebo might like one! - me
No! They are too fluffy. But rest assured we shall be applying
said procedure to a hen later.
I thought fluff cut no ice with yourself. You soft hearted old
tosser! ? me
How did Bess break hers? Or where they just faulty? Sometimes
offspring don?t start apparently. - me
She had them then said by!
Not conducive to long lasting fluffiness I agree. Wasre of a
good hump then!
YUNK!
Bess Has had five babies.
Tell her not to be greedy.
Drinking abbots ale in a pub and it is ever so very.
I live a Spartan existence, all I need is my clamp, cloister and
buttock trowel ? Mouse
Nigel Bedding Plant- What the clamp is that all about? ? me
The Church of the Seriously Unhoofed (Mouse)
(Mouse about Richard)- when I put him forward as a member
No, he has too many.
(My response)-
He is moderately unhoofed, or suffering impaired hoofery. He
could form a splinter faction of a church of the impaired hoof
and worship the squeaky castor of hope.
Ballad of a Roving Grouter
(Wurzels style)
Chorus-
I am a roving grouter,
I roam throughout the land.
A tub of it in one hand,
A trowel in my headband.
Verse
When a gap I see,
I never fle,
A tub of grout,
I sort it out,
And then it?s time for tea.
So if you have,
A gap to fill,
Just call on old, grouter bill,
A tub of grout,
He?ll sort it out,
And still have time to fill.
Hootly hootly hoool!
Harpsichord blenkinsop perjury
mullet - me
Taffeta bunion cardamom hoof - me
Coalscuttle filigree wattle club ? me
Turpin lupin bodkin clump
Serge fulminate ozric clype
New loop- furtive truffle
The endearing Hammock- Should be a Pub, or was it.
To Robin-
Pizza:
Take one globe of starch dough,
Pull to flatten until it is,
Daub with red stuff of a tomatoey ilk,
Drizzle with gratings of fermented extract of cow or buffalo,
Take a pig, cure it and cut into small cubes,
Put some onto they layered starch disk,
Find some tropical rings of fruit by opening cans, slice then
add to layers surmounting disk,
Lovingly garnish with sliced mouldy growths,
Put it somewhere very hot,
Wait,
Take it out again,
Using a knife or squeaky food wheel, recreate the dairylea angle
and eat segments,
Scream as mouth blisters.
Tapeworm silage glockenspiel hump ? mouse
From mouse- My go past is about to went. Life is early today.
Arse.
There is no need for them to starve. Have they not heard of the
'breed em and eat em' programme? Mouse
Splendid cats vs. dog debate. Scientific research show that
owning pet can relieve tone longevity. If that TRUE, which is
better , cat or dog? For me it's palpable. I consider dogs are
better like cats. I consider dogs are better as you can teach
them cheat, while cats just sit around. Dogs are also smart like
cats. Mine friendship cat drift layer. Does your dog drift
layer? Dogs are so cute. You can drift them for walk and play
with them. Mouse Dogs are more credible like cats. Dogs secure
more patience like cats and bigger with. Dogs relieve people
which are blind or deaf. Dogs can also guard house. Secure you
ever from cat doing some like that? Cole dogs are better like
cats as you can run with dog but you run with cat. Dogs can
produce stick. Can cats drift that? Dogs can go swimming but
cats don't. Mouse
Excellent! Where from come
that? Good is it yes. I did dog, I no dog but cat now yes. It
does. Talk eat empty without handle. It through window dog don't
Dog swim log not cat but why get? Dog call get. Cat know time
waste. Cat open bird. Cat stalk dog just startle. Cat turn claws
on and off. Dog drool me A parboiled wop you can mince or chop.
Hear the parents bleat, as you fillet and eat, the fruit of
their loins, which you've freshly purloined. me
I got some ground cow. Put it
in a pan and threw things at it, savoury mince happened My first
one, no recipes, no measuring, I am the God of ,food! Ha Ha, no
meat dare remain raw in my presence!, no condiment unsprinkled!
No wine undrunk! No pan unsullied, no tuber uncut! Oh that will
do. ( me to Robin)
Pacamac terrapin barbecue foible ( me )
Catafalque hobnob catheter nub (me)
People should be allowed to use blowtorches on their toddlers.
Fucking noisy little bastards. (Mouse)
Some twat is doing Tai Chi on the platform, it?s not helping.
(Mouse)
Wankel: whirr glop ahh (Mouse)
Dunno, well out of touch with things of that ilk. I would
recommend you get one with at least one flashing light, black
keys as well as white keys with a nice brown carapace. (Mouse,
when asked for recommendations about buying a keyboard)
Oh don?t answer then, you Abbeywood Southern poofta! Bet you
want a bidet and use a teapot! Bloody airs and graces! Appen.
(me to Tommy when he didn?t)
I?ve tried grunting at Cossacks, Baiting lepers and taunting
spastics but you can?t beat grunting at a tractor. Almost
therapeutic. (me)
Oh your cleverness ferments meat. (Mouse)
It will be off trowelheaving (Mouse, I think when my cat went
missing)
We have gloy (Mouse)
The pump. If you have a large amount of wet stuff and you want
to make it thin and fast then the pump is for you! This
venerable device has prevented athletes from chafing since
running quickly between parallel lines became popular. Closely
related to the thrap, it comes in a variety of aromas and sounds
ranging from the vanilla wheeze to the nutty parp. (Mouse)
(thing of the month)
Megalith basilisk obelisk sprout (Mouse)
Mmmm. Time to relax with a bottle of rooting powder and watch my
favourite atrocity. (Mouse)
Have registered the domains godsbollocks.co.uk and .net. Now
need some tee shirt designs on an anti-religion type theme.
(Mouse)
Inspired! Must mull over designs. (me)
Next bunch are from Mouse, in reverse order.
Elsinore Garett and his mulit-storey parrot
Archibald Clog and his double-decker dog
Blodwyn Gorse and his split-level horse
Raymond Veitch and his calcified leech
Cyril the squirrel and his nice tree
Soilpipe sid and his sintered stump
Theseus solvent and his gregarious prune
Thruxton dawlish and his animated clamp
Cakeflan gusto and his bi-polar trollope
Ellington abbot ale anoin innit. Southport.
Jolly Buffer now yhe classic rock bar. Anoim innit.
White Lion good. Then the restaurant of the wailing wog. Nice.
Frog and parrot still good anoim innit.
Three cranes got landlord. Anoim innit.
Kelham Island brewery pub good. Anoim innit.
Fat cat is still good. Anoim innit
The sportsman is now a rock pub anoim innit.
The nelson is now a goth/rock pub anoim innit
And my replies
Vernon damper and his parboiled hamper
Max factor and his rampant tractor
Paul Taylor and his bejewelled bailer
Ludwig Kraut and his distorted snout
Bertrand Stillar and his irate tiller
Edmund Dweeb and his startled grebe
Ertsatz Pecoonte and his dog on heat
Frank the Mobster and his furtive lobster
Fanny Craddock and her battered haddock
Fred the chiropractor and his cousins veloceraptor
Rupert follicle and his obstreperous coracle
Phil Spectre and his repugnant vectra
Edwin Hubble and his persistent stubble
Dennis hope and his recalcitrant Pope
Arnold Leech and his Deviant Quiche
Ertsatz Pasta and his squeaky castor
Geddy Lea and his perspicacious fleas
Tarquin Puce and his rampant goose
Turner Lampon and his integral crampon
Piebald Kraut and his reprehensible snout
Roland Gift and his hydraulic lift
Julian Bream and his ruptured spleen
Julian Cope and his significant slope
Luca Veruca and his unsavoury appendages
Desultary Darren and his ruminating turnpikes
Terrapin fornicate architrave cleat
Rupert Rectum and his deviated septum
More from Mouse
Yelping with Elspeth
From me
Tarquin blound and his seeping mound
Children, just loud meat really
Ghurka Blid and her sultry flid
Reginald Spooner and his chicken bhuna
Blodwyn socialist pantaloon guppy
Knockderry hotel got Archers Gold, annoim innit
Concubine duffel-coat tourniquet despot
For mash- get some potato and break it up
I like hurricanes
From mouse
Bob Greaves and his trowel that heaves
Donovan Friskit, he wants a biscuit
And from me
Dolmio bolognaise sauce, just like Mama used to get out of a pot
Capricious Pat and her mildewed Twat
You can?t make tea with a sandwich toaster, you just can?t
Bolass guppy toluene bucket
Don?t boil chips, it?s not the done thing
Tony Hatch and his ornate thatch
Arnold Pounder and his rotund flounder
Betty Harp and her nutty parp
Parker Knowles and his threaded holes
Victor Morris and a twat called Horace
Arnold Dreg and his errant leg
Take a cassette,
Disembowel it and discard the carapace or use it as a desktop
pen retaining clap. Sift through the intestines for the spools,
form a cluster and taunt it, there y?are
Incoming
Matt neill and his buckled wheel and his plate of veal and his
dodgy deal and gs orange peel wow! A 4th order cludge!
Leonard Pish and his chasting dish.
Belkin Slate and his decomposed mate.
Something somebody and their thing.
Arbuthnot clegg and his part time leg.
yeah you would think with the japs having been cooked on a
couple of occasions they would at least cook their bastard food.
Stodge boglemart and his septic arse.
Wot the fuk is tapas?
Outgoing
They probably used to it cooking itself in the old green glow.
From the old cities while their children gently mutate.
An erudite and illuminating reply. I am your humble and ever
tilted savant. And as for sushi, bollocks to the raw shite that
it is. I like meat, and cake!
Sintered filofax and his dejected furnace
Don't know whaj annoys me more, adverts for french shite like
petit bastard filoux or a cockney fuck with a flash fuckin' mop!
Coonts, the lot of them! Soiling my telly, I'll have them
boiled!
Eldridge Pope and his irrigated slope.
Arnold Clack and his nutty slack.
Hilda Baker and her soiled quaker.
Titus Salt and his irksome colt.
Finley Clamp and his rubber stamp
Tarquin puce and his stagnant goose
Tarquin Tump and his malignant lump.
Bex Bissel and his Patrick Thistle
Arnold crampon and his integral tampon
Fred Bread and his dread bed. Soz!
Pete Clete and his replete feet
Matt neill and his buckled wheel and his plate of veal and his
dodgy deal and gs orange peel
Twitchy the tramp and his lamp clamp.
Herr Clamp and his xenon lamp.
Good evening and welcome to THINGS I HAVEN'T GOT. Tonight i
haven't got aniseed, a threshing machine or nodules.
Good evening and welcome to THINGS OVER THERE.. Tonight over
there are: a candle in a colored glass thing, a light on a stick
and a wood pole.
Two bowls and only one club. What's the world coming to? There
will be a lamp stroke post disparity next, or my names not
Susan!
Arnold Traction and his putrid faction.
Things catch fire there. Dont break tradition. Fuck is nowhere
sacred?
I want to put a cow in it and see how sacred they really are.
A pig would elicit a greater reaction oi reckon.
Sorry, me a bit vague on religous foibles. Thought that was
jews. But you are riit dirty pig dog fuck common concept in
religous fuckwit concepts, along with the pulpit and tussock.
Nail a cog to a dog, float it on a log in a bog. Take the log,
make a clog then fill it with soup. Don't know why really.
Listening to that leningrad cowboys cd that i have been after
for ages annits good anoive gorrit.
Where you get those Cowboys?
Blebay
Blow well. Spoze more will apen zumwear zum ow. Bi
Gorrum ha!
I amp gorrum norrawon avagot. Av gorra thrap extracter int
kitchen tho. An a guitar an a guitar an some stuff an a bloked
drane an a wok
An a crossblow an crossblow blolts
Algernon trebuchet toluene guppy, me
Just unleashed napalm and goolash on the world, they sniffed it
a bit., me
May they be speared by a gibbering fool with a false arse and no
respect for bridges., mouse
That made me guffaw heartily.ho I went, and ho again. Many
chortlement did I issue forth., me
Nedward Heath and his ceremonial teeth, me
Now I am hard of sump. Life is shite., me
I am eating battemburg cuz my telly broke., me
Ah window cake. Nice., Mouse
Oh yes, and with private as a frame., me
Marzipan is
Hunce?, Mouse
Oh i feel such a fool., Mouse
So you bloody shud! Wossapnindown there?, me
Just me and curly top supping coider ooh arr etc., Mouse
I had to butcher a couch because it would't go out. Now it is.,
me
Purgiter spume and his trolley of doom., mouse
Reginald Creed in his hour of need, me
Unctious blee and his appreciation of the tree., mouse
Chairman mao and his rancid cow, me
Excellent!, Mouse
Im on a train to windemere but im not going there., Mouse
Coincidence or what? I'm on a chair in Cove but I'm not going
there., me
Gonna write a pop song, gonna write it in a wops thong., Mouse
Reginald Dwight and his bag of Shite., me
Kevin Spool and his multi-tool.
Well we are in talkin., mouse
Oh, as in Talkin Tarn, wot I have been on in a boat, it gets my
vote, me
Its near carlisle.
Yup. Staying in the blacksmiths arms. Which is nice.
Oh great, Eddy has caught a leaf, a dead leaf, the mighty hunter
strikes. Oh and Hermione, wot sort of names that for a trout?
Eh?, me
Blenkin sop and his cosseted fop., mouse
Nice, me
Rabbits throwing wee at each other, rabbits throwing poo at each
other, rabbits, rabbits!, mouse
Thats my rabbit song., mouse
Thats my rabbit song. ITS DED GUD AND SHUD BE MOLLUSCED, me
I have more than one rabbit song., mouse
In fact i have two., mouse
Good you., me
That's a lot, nearly three!, me
And then i have songs about my rabbit songs., mouse
You're onto a good thing, inspired by rodents, could be an
albumen., me
Glimp., me
Meridith Pantry and his paltry gantry, me
Reginald keen and his dancing spleen., mouse
Stephi Graaf and her epi taph, me
Billie Piper and her windscreen wiper, me
Dick Morgan and his shrunken organ, me
Michael Palin and his twine for bailing, me
Bill Gates and his orange crates, me
Alan Partridge and his inkjet cartridge, me
General Custarand his hazelnut cluster, me
Peter O'toole and his Cromptons Mule., me
Nedward Heath and his ceremonial teeth, me
revelations genesis deutironomy and berts book of beer. Mouse
Mike Post and his boiled toast, me
Catafalque terrapin musclebound cheeseboard, me
Famine, pestilence, war and athletes foot., me
Fanny Craddock and her rampant haddock, me
Wild Willy Barrett and his clapped out Garrett
which is a type of train, me
Dawn French and her rotund trench
which is a type of hole, me
Terry Smith and his crumbly cliff
which is a high edge thing, me
Tarka the otter and it's train spotter
which is just a twat, me
Bloody hell, there's a name; Ignacio Monge
one of the authors of Halloween, the DVDA by FZ, me
Timmy Mallet and his squeeky pallet.
Jimmy White & his bag of shite
I saw a registration plate in Glasgow I want;
C1ANK
the bastard!, all me
I hope the Pope lives on for years. It's good to see it gurgling
at catholics through windows. What a figurehead, serves the
fuckin' christians right, mouse
I think he is just about right for sticking in a dalek., mouse
A watched dog never coils., me
I prefer the game of gorp. Pretend everything you have is brown
and then stare at mutton., mouse
"fitness to practise" by alan kay - very good songs, youll like
sorry, adam kay
Nice things like menstrual rag and quadriplegic song :-) night
Fresh as tomorrow, good for you, good for me, don't wait till
tomorrow, better go and get some bread., me
South Yorkshire caravans, you can go inside and do stuff.
McEwans make the best pint,the best pint,the best pintMcEwans
make the best pint,you put it in a glass., me
Papa? wot?
Aah! Gravy., me
Bum bum bum bum Parafin.
Put some petrol in your tank., me
And all because the lady loves chocolates., me
Or cocoa based sweet meats.
Woe, tampons., me
The milky bar kid is small and white, his bars of choc are white
and shite,, me
Now listening to No Angle by Dildo. Nice album, she has a voice
like polished suet and the production is almost synchromesh., me
Happy twatting fuckpigging bastard Bastard christmas.
Merry sputum and a fulcrum of new years.Seasons
bleatings.Happence nuggets.May your turkeys be dead and your
parsnips pointy., me
Just getting up. Foggy here. Christmas? Bollocks more
like.Sitting in my bog,while all around is fog,herd of cats all
fuck aboutwhile I drop a festive log., me
Parp.
See that girl Grout her spleen she is the dancing Kween.
Fuck aye! i would gladly breathe the air of people who bark in
the hoop of becoming clinically foul.
Whitbread big head,trophy bitter,the pint that thinks its a
quart,its got the body, the body,that satisfies,it can't be
modest,no matter how it triescuz it's the big head bitter,trophy
bitter,the best that you ever bought,whitbread big head trophy
bitter,the pint that thinks its a brown liquid., me
Hello Dob, bought some cheap second hand CD's by Insane Clown
Posse (ICP), Worth a search on the net methinks. Tomsk
Now some stuff from the phone archive, in no particulate order:
Just watching the Texas Coleslaw Massacre. Apparently some bones
in a room with feathers is frightening. Walter & Smike play with
knives in a van was anouse with about a dozen kittens, can see a
reason for that. But not a dredger., me
Cripes:and last night I dreamt about a dredger, fuck knows what
prompted that! It was dredging, they do that.Last week there was
one about somebodies house with about a dozen kittens, can see a
reason for that. But not a dredger., me
It wasn't a big one, just a tug with a bucket.
My rabbit songs are the best i wrote them in my vest at a
customers request i wrote them in my vest., mouse
Sand blighted sand. Gnarled lady with twisted scent. Wind
blowing ever faster... Etc, mouse
The wind is cold, the wind is wet, and I have got, a TV set, it
is quite wide, it is quite high, and I have got a chicken pie,
my car has got a hubcap loose, cuz driving it, I hit a goose, it
was sitting outside my hoose, it had escaped from a broken
noose. When the goose got loose from it's noose, I then tried to
catch it in a papoose. Fuckin' bastard rampant goose., me
Today i shall mainly be hideous., mouse
Loopingtons:
tortuos harlot
purloin mollusc
fetid accrue
diabolical loofah
turgid clump
canker guru
flaccid hamper
gullible crimper |